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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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