Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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I <3 Hitler

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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