Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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