- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

where is the world?

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

whos district champs not JM

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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