Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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