- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Happy Monday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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