What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anything involving women..

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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