- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Cancer

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

black people

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

field day?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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