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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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