- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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