What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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