Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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