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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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