What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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KOOKABURRA

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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