what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Anti Joke

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