- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

retard

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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