At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Connor is homo

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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poop.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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no really what are ur names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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