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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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