what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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