What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

go F*** yourself

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

It's long!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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