Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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