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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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