What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Your biggest fan.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

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