- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

The Morman Religion.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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