whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Kefka > Sephiroth

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

retard

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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