Black people are the scum of the earth

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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