what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Black people

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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im gay

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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