What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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