What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What do you call a black man? A person

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black people

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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An man walks to a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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