Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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KOOKABURRA

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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