How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Women's Rights.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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im gay

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Black people

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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