What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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My love life

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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