Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

I have aids

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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