- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Women's Rights.

potatoes

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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