Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Smelly Indians.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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