Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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