who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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