what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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