- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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