How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Carrot fingers

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

thumb_up thumb_down -7

kaite is dumb that is true

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

ded on boomer and aodddan

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops