knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Not a joke.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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