Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

speech and debate.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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