- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

a black man pays his child support

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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