- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Justin with a hat.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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