Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Happy Monday!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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