Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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