- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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