You are joking right?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

a black man pays his child support

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did Washington say to California? WC

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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