why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

This sentance contains three errers

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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