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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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