What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Your life

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

tommy is retared

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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