- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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