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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Are you a tree

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Neil Lewis

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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