WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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