What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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