KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Robin, Get in the Car

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Anti Joke

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