why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Gus's mom

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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