What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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