- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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