- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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