- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Your mom.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Justin Bieber.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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