Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A lot eh?

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