- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

masturbating on a tarc bus

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

men

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