- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

women's rights

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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