Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Black people are the scum of the earth

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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