How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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A seal walks into a club.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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epic win?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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