- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

when debbie meets downer

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

copy me and i will kill you

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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