What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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