- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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