what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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