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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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