whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

The game.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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