A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What does water taste like? Water

Knock, Knock No one was home.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

im gay

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Yo Mama just died.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Guess what? The Game.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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