- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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