My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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John Cena

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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