Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Anti Joke

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