Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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