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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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