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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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