- Anti Joke

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase