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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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