- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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