- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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