A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Trump will make America great again.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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