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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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this is stupid .... yep

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Your Mother

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Justin Bieber

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