- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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