Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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im at school

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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