Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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