What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Nuneaton..

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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A seal walks into a club.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Laugh

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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