Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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KILL WHITEY

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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