Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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