A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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The WNBA

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Nick Cannon

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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