one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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I agree

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Vote this up

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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