A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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