An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Lewis

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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give me a thumbs up

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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