- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Water? I hardly know her.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why is the ground wet It rained

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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