Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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