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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Where's my tractor?

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

That is so fetch

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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