What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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I love alchohol!

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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