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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

whats funnier than 24? 25

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Your mom is so old she died

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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