- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

when debbie meets downer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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