- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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