- Anti Joke

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.