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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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