- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

have safe sex

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Do you like apples? Yes

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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