The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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what's up? my penis.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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