What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Me Neither.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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