- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

arena football

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

save me from the nothing ive become

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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