- Anti Joke

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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