A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Penis.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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