how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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im gay

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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sadf

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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