what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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