What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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womens rights

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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9/11

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Poop!!

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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