- Anti Joke

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Your mom is so nice.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

How long is a china man?