I love alchohol!

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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One day a man walked into a wall

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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