there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

wanna here a joke? you.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

mark is life

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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