- Anti Joke

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Jews

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Yanter, Look it up

Your mother is average.

What is the difference?