Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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arena football

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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