How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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womens rights

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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