Dusters blow stuff.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Not a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

You just read this ..

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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