- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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