What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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