I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

TIMMY

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Religionh

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Koalas mum is a slut

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

No!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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