- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

I grunt when I poop.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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