Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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