How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Sarah Palin

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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