How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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