What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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"33"

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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