- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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