Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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