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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Women's Rights.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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