- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

I grunt when I poop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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