- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A russian gives away vodka.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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