what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Snooki

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Women's rights

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Alchohol.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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