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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Your mom is not fat!

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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