What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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