- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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