- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Make me famous

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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