- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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