What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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epic win?

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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