Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Fart

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Anti Joke

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