- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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